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Like an Angel With Clip-On Wings
Flaunting My Self Control
Created on 2003-03-13 13:13:16 (#946874), last updated 2009-11-08
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Basic Info| Name: | Smarter Than a Monkey, Cheaper Than a Robot. |
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| Birthdate: | 1971-07-31 |
| Website: | Signal Trip |
Contact:
jimbayes@gmail.com BioI am a guitar playing computer geek system administrator with a wife & two kids in Michigan and I am probably the oldest person on LJ. When I'm not at work or playing with my kids I try and pick up my guitar and rock out. I like my coffee like I like my women: strong and bitter. But I like one woman specifically, and her name is Angie: the cello diva. I'm in a band called Signal Trip that is playing in the Grand Rapids area. I also have two of the greatest kids on planet Earth:
I'm a Christian and an American; flawed enough to not cast stones and lucky enough to not have to duck any thrown at me. Politically I am anti-liar. When politicians lie, vote them out. I believe that God made you unique, and I can respect that. You are you. I am me. Freedom is a beautiful thing. I am also a member of the reality-based community.
I am not on LJ to pick up women or to start e-romances. There are enough creepy old farts on the Internets for that and I really don't have the time, effort, or desire to be another one.
LJ Testimonials:
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ranger_rick: "Are you smoking crack over there?"
pinkdove80: "Geez you sicko!"
eleven_eleven: "maybe, just maybe, you're an even bigger idiot than you appear to be."
weareallcode: "Shut the hell up you anal retentive bastard of a person."
doc_neuro: "Well then I poop on you too."
mindwindow: "Are you a male?"
mr_lunch: "I knew you were stupid, but I had no idea you were this out of it."
thelostdialogue: "I f*cking hate your snide comments, and you obliviously feel the need to provide them."
I am a news junkie. If you aren't informed about what is going on in the world then you must not be interested. There are plenty of reliable outlets for information:
The Christian Science Monitor, BBC News, The Washington Post, National Public Radio, Wired Magazine, Slashdot, and if you have to watch cable news there is CNN.
Wanna see where me and my e-friends are? Check out this global map.
The National Terror Alert Color is:
Check out my music here in this cool Media Palyer
To Get Yours Go To WWW.DFJAMS.COM
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.
Why are you reading this instead of doing something else? Snootchie Bootchie, little Noonchie's!
I'm a Christian and an American; flawed enough to not cast stones and lucky enough to not have to duck any thrown at me. Politically I am anti-liar. When politicians lie, vote them out. I believe that God made you unique, and I can respect that. You are you. I am me. Freedom is a beautiful thing. I am also a member of the reality-based community.
I am not on LJ to pick up women or to start e-romances. There are enough creepy old farts on the Internets for that and I really don't have the time, effort, or desire to be another one.
LJ Testimonials:
ranger_rick: "Are you smoking crack over there?"pinkdove80: "Geez you sicko!"eleven_eleven: "maybe, just maybe, you're an even bigger idiot than you appear to be."weareallcode: "Shut the hell up you anal retentive bastard of a person."doc_neuro: "Well then I poop on you too."mindwindow: "Are you a male?"mr_lunch: "I knew you were stupid, but I had no idea you were this out of it."thelostdialogue: "I f*cking hate your snide comments, and you obliviously feel the need to provide them."I am a news junkie. If you aren't informed about what is going on in the world then you must not be interested. There are plenty of reliable outlets for information:
The Christian Science Monitor, BBC News, The Washington Post, National Public Radio, Wired Magazine, Slashdot, and if you have to watch cable news there is CNN.
Wanna see where me and my e-friends are? Check out this global map.
The National Terror Alert Color is:
Check out my music here in this cool Media Palyer
To Get Yours Go To WWW.DFJAMS.COM
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.
Why are you reading this instead of doing something else? Snootchie Bootchie, little Noonchie's!
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80s music, aerosmith, alias, america, apple, army of darkness, as/400, barry white, battle of the planets, beer, beer making, benny hill, bill the cat, bing crosby, bloom county, books, bruce campbell, buddy holly, bull terriers, cartoons, casablanca, cold weather, collective soul, computers, dark city, dave barry, david allan coe, duran duran, elvis, evil dead, fender, frank sinatra, freedom, frozen burritos, get fuzzy, god, guinness, guitar, hope, hope davis, humphrey bogart, imac, isaac hayes, iseries, jackie wilson, james bond, joe satriani, john fogerty, johnny cash, kevin smith, libertarian, linux, ljmaps_jimb, losing my marbles, mclaughlin group, mexican food, michigan, mojo nixon, movies, mst3k, music, music recording, myrna loy, news, norm abram, npr, opera, otis redding, parker guitars, parker posey, peace, peavey, politics, prince, rest, rhonda shear, scotty moore, sherman alexie, slashdot, sleep, smashmouth, songwriting, south park, star wars, steinberger, steve vai, swatch, tabasco, tacos, the clash, the thin man, tim tams, tom jones, u2, van halen, vince vaughn, voltron, william powell
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Schools:
Dwight Rich Middle School - Lansing, MIWainwright Elementary - Lansing, MI
J. W. Sexton High School - Lansing, MI (1985 - 1989)
Sexton High School - Lansing, MI (1985 - 1989)
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